What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How is digital marketing important for business?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Has anyone ever participated in a gang bang and what was it like?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

Do women like men who have slept with many women?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

Trump is shot, tackled by SS agents, yet then stands, defiant, with fist high, and 52 hours later, walks into the Republican Convention to thunderous applause. Is there anything that can stop this man, who loves his country? Does he get your vote?

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

How many couples swap wives?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?